so, this is a thing?
YO!!!
18, the name's Claire.
i am a proud danosaur, philion, whovian, sherlockian, potterhead, and all round cool chick :p who am i kidding...

im a muso from the great land of Oz. so i spend my days hiding from kangaroos and sports people... :p or whatever.

should i finish this? i reckon it is going on a bit. i might just leave it here. or maybe here.... :p anywho, carry on. :)


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1 day ago on August 27th, 2014 | J | 5,710 notes

someauthorgirl:

josephinas—bidened:

collababortion:

kittydoom:

salon:

We dare you to say we don’t live in a rape culture.

Amazingly, not The Onion:

“[W]e now have young men telling Bloomberg News that they basically view their female peers as rape bombs just waiting to explode and ruin their lives.”

I REPEAT: THIS IS NOT THE ONION

*flips table*

I wish I could say I can’t believe men would say such dumb shit.

Literally, go fuck yourselves. Bye.

1 day ago on August 27th, 2014 | J | 58,644 notes

matthewsagan:

This is the DNA of a self-identified homosexual person viewed under 10000x microscopic magnification. If you look closely you can see the DNA has unique characteristics, which supports the theory that there is a biological basis for homosexuality.

1 day ago on August 27th, 2014 | J | 36,053 notes
dean-is-an-assbutt:

firegrowshigher:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

boopart:

WHAT!!!!

No
They can leap 36 feet
As in leap forward 36 feet
They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa



still one of my favorite posts on tumblr

dean-is-an-assbutt:

firegrowshigher:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

boopart:

WHAT!!!!

No

They can leap 36 feet

As in leap forward 36 feet

They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa

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still one of my favorite posts on tumblr

1 day ago on August 27th, 2014 | J | 454,548 notes

favabean05:

hacheload:

cronusempire:

steven-moffat:

grim-bark-tier:

lordwhat:

There should be a show called “You’ll Never Find Out” where each week there’s a new story with a new set of characters and it always ends on a cliffhanger.

Well hello there satan

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NO BUT THEN IN THE SEASON FINALE THEY HAVE LIKE 3 MINUTE SPOTS TO SHOW THE CONCLUSIONS FOR ALL THE STORIES

AND PLOT TWIST: All those unconnected stories? They connect like puzzle pieces in the end. 

I would watch the fuck out of that.

1 day ago on August 27th, 2014 | J | 396,988 notes
3 days ago on August 25th, 2014 | J | 46,485 notes

iguanamouth:

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i read that as lions

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remember who you are

3 days ago on August 25th, 2014 | J | 335,602 notes

zaynwontletmelive:

zaynsfreepalestinetweet:

the vma’s should’ve pulled a brits and made up an award for 1d to win

3 days ago on August 25th, 2014 | J | 6,447 notes

cypresstextiles:

camembertlylegal:

deadlydinos:

Once I was walking home with some law school friends and they were like ”Why are you walking up that street your street is like three more streets up”

"Yeah but there’s a house on this street and sometimes their golden retriever naps in the sun on the sidewalk and I like to give him belly rubs"

Now all the law students walk up belly rub lane because law school is stressful and dogs rock

I bet that is the happiest dog

belly rub lane

3 days ago on August 25th, 2014 | J | 101,229 notes
3 days ago on August 25th, 2014 | J | 84,607 notes
farfromallthe-hysteria:

"I’ll be leaving this sign up until it becomes a social norm"
Berkeley, California

farfromallthe-hysteria:

"I’ll be leaving this sign up until it becomes a social norm"
Berkeley, California

3 days ago on August 25th, 2014 | J | 82 notes
lucithor:

Okay so this just happened on my dashboard and I personally think this is exactly his kind of humour 

lucithor:

Okay so this just happened on my dashboard and I personally think this is exactly his kind of humour 

5 days ago on August 22nd, 2014 | J | 51,819 notes

Today I went to Subway.

There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”

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5 days ago on August 22nd, 2014 | J | 645,291 notes

stereofeathers:

stereofeathers:

stereofeathers:

FUCK I FORGOT THAT THE BIRD STORE I WORK AT HAS ONE BABY BIRD THAT LIKES TO SLEEP IN PEOPLES POCKETS IM HOME AND SOMETHING IS MOVING IN MY POCKET OH FUCK

YEAH ITS THE BIRD I JUST ACCIDENTALLY STOLE A BIRD

 MY BOSS JUST GAVE ME THE MOST STERN LOOK OF DISAPPROVAL BEFORE HE STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD HE HAD TO GRAB THE EDGE OF A TABLE

5 days ago on August 22nd, 2014 | J | 153,362 notes

thefrogman:

10 Jobs For Wombats [video] [h/t: sizvivdeos]

5 days ago on August 22nd, 2014 | J | 40,778 notes