so, this is a thing?
YO!!!
18, the name's Claire.
i am a proud danosaur, philion, whovian, sherlockian, potterhead, and all round cool chick :p who am i kidding...

im a muso from the great land of Oz. so i spend my days hiding from kangaroos and sports people... :p or whatever.

should i finish this? i reckon it is going on a bit. i might just leave it here. or maybe here.... :p anywho, carry on. :)


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plaineasyandsimple:

this one time a guy in my class was gonna download his presentation from hotmail.com

HE SPELLED IT WRONG

HE SPELLED HOTMALE.COM

HE WAS CONNECTED TO THE PROJECTOR

WE WERE TWELVE

JUST IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED

3 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 309,592 notes

theking-and-hislionheart:

kelseytvs:

revoltingnaughtynewsie:

animalbks:

tony-wiseau:

If you don’t like Elizabeth Swann you’re wrong.

Keira Knightley was 17 there

REALLY?!

Yup Keira was 16/17 for the filming of the first Pirates movie and here I am at 20, and all I’ve done today is study chemistry, eat cookies and cry a lot.

i stopped loving her when shE BURNT TH RUM

3 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 234,799 notes

orchid-ink:

iraffiruse:

Satisfying things

being a human is so weird

3 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 750,734 notes
steampoweredcupcake:

can someone write a book about this
people who track wishes and assign agents to make them happen
like a sci-fi fairy godmother sort of thing

steampoweredcupcake:

can someone write a book about this

people who track wishes and assign agents to make them happen

like a sci-fi fairy godmother sort of thing

4 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 185,882 notes
ask-ashestorture-thedemonvampire:

sakibatch:

altnonfic:

Feb 28, 2013 - By wearing different colored hats, over 2,600 employees at Genentech (in San Francisco) celebrated the 60th anniversary of the discovery of DNA

holy heck this is brilliant!

the science is strong in this one

ask-ashestorture-thedemonvampire:

sakibatch:

altnonfic:

Feb 28, 2013 - By wearing different colored hats, over 2,600 employees at Genentech (in San Francisco) celebrated the 60th anniversary of the discovery of DNA

holy heck this is brilliant!

the science is strong in this one

4 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 218,425 notes
cyberho:

it’s like looking in a mirror 

cyberho:

it’s like looking in a mirror 

4 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 35,860 notes

tricksterity:

can someone please tell me who this chick is because she had about four separate close-ups in the avengers so my working theories are she’s related to someone on the crew or she’s going to play a bigger part in avengers two

4 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 29,049 notes
panicattheschool:

meme4u:

This is what a degree in engineering gets you

That is so worth a degree in engineering

panicattheschool:

meme4u:

This is what a degree in engineering gets you

That is so worth a degree in engineering

4 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 32,809 notes

waltandmickey:

First Production Photos from Disney and Sondheim’s “Into The Woods”

(Photo Credits)

4 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 2,962 notes
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sextspert:

superwholock-at-hogwarts:

chevvybar:

hiddlestalker:

lifehackable:

More Life Hacks Here

Day 1: you ripped open my vagina and I hate you
Day 5: just kidding you’re so cute and soft and small lol I could fit you in a handbag
Month 2: STOP CRYING PLEEEAASE. JUST ONE HOUR OF SLEEP AND I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVERRRR
Month 5: mama? Mama? Mama? Say it? Please? Say something? Please
Month 8: IF. YOU. DON’T. STOP. SAYING. MAMA. THE. POLICE. WILL. NEVER. FIND. THE. BODY.
Year 1: One down. 17 to go…
Year 1, Month 11: oh god.. it’s coming…
Year 2: NO PLEASE JUST PUT THAT DOWN. NNOOO! DON’T TOUCH THAT! Baby, i love you no matter whaT BUT PLEASE DON’T TOUCH THAT JJUST STAY STILL PLEASE SWEETHEART
Year 3: Oh thank god that’s over
Year 4: Awwww, you went to preschool. isn;t that adorable, my little intellectual shit
Year 5: ACTUAL SCHOOL! YOU LEARNED COLORS AND NUMBERS YOU’RE A GENIUS

Year 15: You called me a fuckwit. What the fuck is a fuckwit?

year 16; oh god no LIGHTLY step on the gas NO NON NO NO YOU DONT HAVE TO PRESS THAT HARD ON THE BREAK!!!

year 17: I caught you masturbating but you didn’t notice so I didn’t say anything. You’re welcome.

sextspert:

superwholock-at-hogwarts:

chevvybar:

hiddlestalker:

lifehackable:

More Life Hacks Here

Day 1: you ripped open my vagina and I hate you
Day 5: just kidding you’re so cute and soft and small lol I could fit you in a handbag
Month 2: STOP CRYING PLEEEAASE. JUST ONE HOUR OF SLEEP AND I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVERRRR
Month 5: mama? Mama? Mama? Say it? Please? Say something? Please
Month 8: IF. YOU. DON’T. STOP. SAYING. MAMA. THE. POLICE. WILL. NEVER. FIND. THE. BODY.
Year 1: One down. 17 to go…
Year 1, Month 11: oh god.. it’s coming…
Year 2: NO PLEASE JUST PUT THAT DOWN. NNOOO! DON’T TOUCH THAT! Baby, i love you no matter whaT BUT PLEASE DON’T TOUCH THAT JJUST STAY STILL PLEASE SWEETHEART
Year 3: Oh thank god that’s over
Year 4: Awwww, you went to preschool. isn;t that adorable, my little intellectual shit
Year 5: ACTUAL SCHOOL! YOU LEARNED COLORS AND NUMBERS YOU’RE A GENIUS

Year 15: You called me a fuckwit. What the fuck is a fuckwit?

year 16; oh god no LIGHTLY step on the gas NO NON NO NO YOU DONT HAVE TO PRESS THAT HARD ON THE BREAK!!!

year 17: I caught you masturbating but you didn’t notice so I didn’t say anything. You’re welcome.

4 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 54,549 notes

My friend asked me to walk down the stairs while he filmed me and it was the best decision I made all month.

My friend asked me to walk down the stairs while he filmed me and it was the best decision I made all month.

4 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 130,436 notes
axmxz:

axmxz:


4 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 21,133 notes
book one: professor mcgonagall and the you put a WHAT in our WHERE albus
book two: professor mcgonagall and the we have a WHAT IN OUR WHERE ALBUS
book three: professor mcgonagall and the ministry is sending us WHAT because of WHO
book four: professor mcgonagall and the ARE YOU SHITTING ME ALBUS
book five: professor mcgonagall and the we have WHO telling us to do WHAT
book six: professor mcgonagall and the albus do something NO NOT THAT
book seven: professor mcgonagall and the I FINALLY GET TO BLOW SHIT UP THANK YOU WIZARD GOD
4 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 76,675 notes

danisnotonfirree:

Amazing.

4 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 22,888 notes